Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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