no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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