oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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