ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
