He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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