i just google imaged poop.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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