My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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