Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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