Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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