i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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