Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
