Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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