in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
A+ Viking dick
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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