Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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