Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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