Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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