Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.