You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...