Having a random hookup so left but love u
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.