I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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