then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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