so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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