If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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