Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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