Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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