Kiss
Puke
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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