Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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