I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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