You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
