Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Congratulations! We have a period
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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