I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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