so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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