At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
She needs sedatives and a leash
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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