Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Welp...herpes.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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