I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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