I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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