PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
