As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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