Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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