White coat. Heels.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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