Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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