i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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