I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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