yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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