need another drink. this is the easiest way
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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