i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
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