Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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