No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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