If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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