Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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