Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
only you would photoshop your dick
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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