This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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