You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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