i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
