We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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