she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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