I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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